Et tu, Steve?
I don’t remember who told me this, it could have been Weller, but I thought that Steve from Blue’s Clues had died from a heroin overdose. That was just a lie to trick people into thinking Steve was unwholesome and a heroin addict. So I figured I’d look and see what Steve is up to at his own webpage, and it looks like he’s a heroin addict! What the heck, Steve? Where’s your green rugby shirt and trusty sidekick dog!? Seriously, he looks about as scary as Michael Jackson with a mustache or Pee Wee Herman with a beard! Why can’t these people just keep looking normal!? (Yes, I concede that at one point Michael Jackson DID look normal)
